The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Just when I thought I knew exactly what I wanted for Christmas, I get the following e-mail:
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Guaranteed never to move!!!!!!!
During my free informative consultation, they also promised that when I die, on my deathbed, I will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.