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Mr. Request-A-Receipt Spammer

July 13, 2006

Tom Lustina

SEO Speedwagon Presents: Real Men of Brazen
(Real Men of Brazen)
Today we salute you, Mr. Request-A-Receipt Spammer.
(Mr. Request-A-Receipt Spammer)
You've given us the real American dream: an unsolicited message, fifteen lines of jabberwocky, and a sign that says, "Would you like to send a receipt?"
(Here's Your Receipt, Buddy!)
Pushing free will heavenward, your prompt for a Yes or NO beckons us all to share in the frivolity.
(Audience Participation!)
Because it's not enough just to get the message. But believe me, Mr. R. A. R. Spammer, we get the message! And the next one. And the next one. And the next one.
(Man I just got another one!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, receipt boy. You know the way to a man's trashcan…and you're taking a few thousand slightly different e-mail accounts with you.
(Mr. Request-A-Receipt Spammer)

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posted by Tom Lustina at July 13, 2006 11:55 PM
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